Description & Marital Status— height 5'10", weight 165#, blue eyes, brown hair. Single and loving every minute of it (myself or a partner).

Ten Favorite Activities (besides love, art, writing, and internet)— hiking, jogging, picnics, photography, trips on blue highways, playing in the yard, wine drinking, unitheism, astrophysics, and amateur psychiatry.

Ten Favorite Painters— Ivan Albright, Hieronymus Bosch, Giorgio de Chirico, John Haberle, Edward Hopper, René Magritte, Maxfield Parrish, Albert Pinkham Ryder, Mark Tansey, and Vermeer.

Ten Favorite Poets— Robert Browning, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, E. E. Cummings, Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, Edgar Lee Masters, Marianne Moore, Edgar Allan Poe, Carl Sandburg, and Shakespeare.

Ten Favorite Philosophers— Confucius, Charles Hartshorne, David Hume, William James, Immanuel Kant, Plato, Karl Popper, Ayn Rand, Bertrand Russell, and Alfred North Whitehead.

Ten Favorite Movers and Shakers— Charles Darwin, Mary Baker Eddy, Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Harry Houdini, Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Joseph Smith, and Frank Lloyd Wright.

Ten Favorite Woody Allen Movies— Annie Hall, Broadway Danny Rose, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Hannah and Her Sisters, Husbands and Wives, Manhattan, Radio Days, Stardust Memories, Take the Money and Run, Zelig. Note: eleventh place Play It Again Sam just barely got edged out for tenth place by Danny Rose.

Ten Favorite Non-Woodies— Barry Lyndon (big screen only), Being There, Crumb, Fargo, Five Easy Pieces, L.A. Confidential, Sirens, The Man Who Wasn’t There, The Sting, 2001: A Space Odyssey (big screen only). Also count among friends Avery Crounse and enjoy films he’s written and directed, especially Eyes of Fire.

That about covers it...

Favorite Music— everything in light doses, early and classical in heavier doses, as well as anything that makes you want to dance.

Favorite Web Sites— see LINKS.

Favorite Foods— Pringles and Twinkies, then for dessert a 3 Musketeers Bar.

Let’s see. What else. No I’m not going there. Well okay...

Favorite Hour-and-Half-Long TV Show— Sunday Morning (CBS). Hour-Long Show— The Outer Limits (new series). Half-Hour— Politically Incorrect (while it lasted), now Mixed Media (KET).

Favorite Tool— sledgehammer.

I’m definitely not going there. No way. Absolutely no way. Well if you insist...

Favorite Mobile Home Size— 12 x 60. I had a 10-wide for years and it was smart for one person with no fear of winds over 40 mph and a lot less stuff than I had. Go much larger than 12-wide and you might as well dig a basement, add a veranda, and hoist the American Flag. Thank you.

Last but definitely not least...

Ideal Woman— playful muse, beautiful inside and out, no dependents or dependencies, conversant in topics ranging from ultimate reality to consensual power exchange. Enthusiasm for modeling optional. She inspires me to greatness and I do same for her. For more on ideal woman click here.